In the store a girl tells her friends how she's going to get tax refunds for over 800 euros. She sees a pack of condoms accompanied with a small tube of lube and asks: "What's that?" Her friend seems unsure, but guesses it could be "some sort of lubricant liquid".
At the bus stop an elderly woman smells faintly of pee and hums to herself. She decides to park herself right in front of me, as if she has the right to get to the bus first. Later in the bus the same elderly woman manages to pull my hair.
I'm Mervi Emilia Eskelinen, an artist, and a multi-talent of web visibility and branding from Finland. I help indie businesses, freelancers and bloggers to stand out online. I have 18 years of experience and a formal education in everything about web design and development, branding and online marketing.